June 2012
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Jun 7th
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There are 2.5 Trillion stars in all the galaxies...
Jun 7th
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The scientific name for a gorilla is "gorilla...
source: http://listverse.com/2009/01/03/10-weird-and-wonderful-oddities-of-nature/
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May 2012
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April 2012
15 posts
Apr 28th
Apr 28th
A single lightning strike can light a bulb for 3...
Apr 27th
A giraffe uses its tongue to clean its ears.
Apr 27th
A mouse can fit through a hole the size of a...
During the summer months, mice will generally live outside and remain contended there. But as soon as the weather begins to cool, they seek the warmth of our homes. Because of their soft skulls and gnawing ability, a hole the size of a ballpoint pen (6mm – 1/4 inch) is large enough for them to enter en masse. Once inside, they will constantly gnaw at virtually anything – including concrete, lead,...
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Apr 21st
http://www.craftster.org →
This is a great craft forum. You should check it out. Now.
Apr 21st
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Apr 13th
“It’s Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday!”
– Rebecca Black
Apr 13th
Happy Easter!
CHRIST IS RISEN! ALLELUIA!
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March 2012
9 posts
Mar 31st
Mar 31st
“The earth laughs in flowers.”
– unknown
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Mar 25th
Martha: Hi, is Susie there?
Mary: No, she's actually at a doctor's appointment.
Martha: oh. Is she sick?
Mary: yeah. it's an ongoing condition.
Martha: That's too bad. Does she have a good doctor?
Mary: oh yes. He's the best. He can heal anybody. Has his own clinic and everything.
Martha: Really? I've been looking for a doctor lately. My back's been bothering me.
Mary: I'm sure he has something he can give you for that. How far back?
Martha: huh?
Mary: how far back has something been bothering you?
Martha: … um, I'm not quite sure what you-
Mary: oh, never mind. you should definitely see him, though.
Martha: does he handle back problems?
Mary: yes, he's an expert in back problems. He's also an expert in future problems, blindness, and leprosy. Plus he's a wonderful counselor.
Martha: Really? He's a counselor too? what kind of counselor?
Mary: he works with families, children, adults, couples, schools, epileptics, demon-possessed people, the insane, the depressed, the mentally ill...
Martha: Okay, okay, I get the picture. How old is this guy, anyway?
Mary: Depends on what you mean by “old.”
Martha: … okay...
Mary: anyway, his office is on the corner beside a field of white flowers. You can't miss it.
Martha: isn't that a church?
Mary: Yeah, yeah! That's the place!
Martha: his office is in a church?
Mary: yeah. Why not?
Martha: I thought you said he had his own clinic.
Mary: he does.
Martha: oh. okay then. What's his name?
Mary: Dr. Jesus. You know, the great physician?
Mar 25th
Mar 25th
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Spring
My backyard is exploding with flowers and the color green. There is so many… THINGS outside! thousands of new leaves on the trees, millions of flower petals floating through the air, hundreds of buds on the bushes. And don’t get me started on the soft breeze. The temperature is perfect, not to hot or cold… there is a faint scent of grass or sun or whatever spring smells like....
Mar 25th
February 2012
9 posts
When the teacher sees you chewing gum
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WatchWatch
The Evangelism Linebacker is back- as the ME Linebacker! “PHILLIPIANS TWO: IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU!”
Feb 4th
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Super Bowl’s Tomorrow! Are you ready for game day? “GET OFFA DA FLOOR AND GO DOOR-TO-DOOR!” -Evangelism Linebacker
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January 2012
1 post
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
– Patrick Star (Spongebob Squarepants)
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